Head Idea Chef
Meet William McCanless, your beloved Head Idea Chef. William began his career at the age of 19 covering bars and restaurants with a fake I.D. for a regional coastal Georgia magazine before being found out and let go a few issues in. Armed with the start of a portfolio, William entered into the somewhat respected field of high class literary prostitution. After a few years of standing on various seedy corners with a legal pad and a pen soliciting unsuspecting foot traffic that he’ll, “write whatever you want baby for a few...
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Despite the light, whimsical approach to business that is BitsyWords, one thing we don’t take lightly is missing a deadline. If we do not deliver on time, disgruntled clients reserve the god-given right to either hurl us off the Bridge of Despair or feed us to the mythical Yeti currently roaming the mountainous regions of Nepal (client must cover travel expenses). Now that BitsyWords is officially at risk of being decapitated by a giant, marauding snow beast or bludgeoned by the Bridge of Despair, it’s important to note that,...
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BitsyWords possesses a rare combination of both wit and savvy. This results in a powerful cocktail strong enough to get even the most vehement advertising whore drunk off your services or product. With a young, hip, creative, and cutting edge approach to marketing and branding we are able to use punch and humor to connect your brand to your audience. It’s all about recognition and remembrance. That is what makes people recall your brand over your competition. No More Cliches People don’t care how “dynamic”,...
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BitsyWords loves you, even though we don’t know you yet. We will spend personal one-on-one time with you in order to permeate your beautiful, mushy brain and extract all of its pink, gooey goodness. After effectively analyzing your thought waves, we then mold them into yummy money making strategies. We understand how frustrating it is when communication is lacking, especially when it comes to something as important as your marketing strategy. It’s infuriating, scary, and a big turn off. Here are just some of the ways we...
read moreBrainy Branding
Unlike other forms of branding, ours doesn’t involve painful searing flesh. On the contrary, we use our brains to brand you, not glowing hot iron. This is something our masochistic ranching competition does not offer. Your brand and how it is represented is the most important aspect of your business. It is your first impression. BitsyWords specializes in brainy branding including business names, website names, domain names, tag lines, slogans, marketing campaigns, products and more. This is how we do it: Brain Surgery Not literal...
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